Musings from a Not-So-Ordinary Life

parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!

clock: 11:01

me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now

WHEN EVERYTHING IS DUE IN THE SAME WEEK

thebitchiam:

howdoiputthisgently:

IT’S LIKE:

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I have never seen something that more accurately describes how I’m feeling right now

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insanetwin:

They are all terrible, just terrible at this, and I love it

(Source: onceland, via despicablymoi)

hiddleypuff:

andurile:

falling in love with a character who gets about ten minutes of screentime in a two hour movie

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reaction or example?

both

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me at age 12: ew older men

now: wow he's only 30?

drunkonfairyblood:

bringingsherlockbach:

Celebrities taking the underground

What fucking subway is this

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sakibatch:

mangocianamarch:

ahobbitcarol:

I CAN’T GET OVER HOW DRAMATIC THIS REACTION IS 

"oh look at me just casually doing a junket interview wHEN SUDDENLY NATURE AND ITS AMAZING POWER excuse me i must poem"

excuse me i must poem

(Source: zherleck, via despicablymoi)

the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

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cigarettes-and-effy:

when i write
i either take 5 seconds to come up with 3 pages or i take 6 hours to just get the first sentence feeling right
there is no in between

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